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Little Eddie’s First Chemistry Lecture

Laughing Old Man

Little Eddie sat in the front row, excited for his first day of chemistry class. Mrs. Malone began the lecture with one of the fundamental laws of chemistry: the law of Conservation of Mass. According to Mrs. Malone, that law states that in an isolated system mass can not be created nor destroyed. Confused, Eddie raised his hand and blurted out, “but Mrs. Malone, my Dad works in mass production.”

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