Category Archives: FUNNIES/RANTS

The JawSaw

JawSaw Ad Screen Cap

Fellow engineers and fellow men… for your enjoyment, may I present this, most hilarious, video promotion. Late one night, in his secret genetics/toy laboratory, mad-scientist Dr. Fisher Price got himself wasted on Bubblegum Schnapps. In a sugar-pumped rage, he started breeding animal genes with sporting goods in hopes of making the next big thing in children’s toys. After the frighteningly humorous failure of mixing a kitten with a tetherball, Dr. Price was surprised by his own brilliance when he successfully … READ MORE

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What did the Engineer Say to the Hot Girl at the Bar?

Laughing Old Man

… Nothing!

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Brown Numbers

brown numbers

The first post of a new blog and what do I start with? A steaming pile of crap: literally. Welcome to Engineering Dude! Hang with me, I’ll explain the poop. Many years ago I attended a tradeshow with my employer. It was a massive laboratory device event like Pittcon or LabAutomation with all the big companies showing off their bulbous budgets by filling 50′x100′ of surface area with LCD screens, robots, fake plants, and expensive sales men in suits hitting … READ MORE

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