Little Eddie’s First Chemistry Lecture

Little Eddie sat in the front row, excited for his first day of chemistry class. Mrs. Malone began the lecture with one of the fundamental laws of chemistry: the law of Conservation of Mass. According to Mrs. Malone, that law states that in an isolated system mass can not be created nor destroyed.

Confused, Eddie raised his hand and blurted out, “but Mrs. Malone, my Dad works in mass production.”

Laughing Old Man


About Ed

This Engineering Dude is a contract Mechanical Engineer with 12 years experience in comprehensive electro-mechancial product design. His consumer and OEM products have been sold worldwide in the laboratory, medical, clinical, and research markets. He has also designed orthopedic rehabilitation hardware, firearms, pneumatic weapons, mountain bikes, and even furniture.
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